{"product_id":"everything-is-not-fine-funny-sarcastic-mug","title":"Everything Is Not F*cking Fine Mug | Funny Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEveryone keeps saying it's fine. The dog in the burning room says it's fine. Your calendar says it's fine. This mug is here to file the dissenting opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSometimes the most supportive thing a beverage vessel can do is stop gaslighting you. No forced positivity, no silver linings, just an accurate reading of the situation in a font that's seen some things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA weirdly perfect gift for the friend surviving a chaotic year, the coworker holding the whole department together, or yourself on the day the group chat catches fire. It's not negativity. It's honesty with a handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble sided print\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTop rack dishwasher safe\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose size (11 or 15 ounces)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose style (all white or black rim\/handle)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade of ceramic\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mugsby","offers":[{"title":"white Ceramic Mug - 11 oz","offer_id":50959959884097,"sku":null,"price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Ceramic Mug - 15 oz","offer_id":50959959916865,"sku":null,"price":7.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Rim\/Handle Ceramic Mug - 11 oz","offer_id":50959959949633,"sku":null,"price":7.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Rim\/Handle Ceramic Mug- 15 oz","offer_id":50959959982401,"sku":null,"price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1646\/1439\/files\/Mugs_-_Typewriter_-_No_Background_7.jpg?v=1784047439","url":"https:\/\/www.mugsby.com\/products\/everything-is-not-fine-funny-sarcastic-mug","provider":"Mugsby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}